• I love you because card

I Love You Because Card


Only for the perfect boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. Too Funny Valentine greetings card. Premium card measures 5″ X 7″ with white envelope included.

Arrives by Friday, June 16


I Love You Because Card

Too Funny Valentine greetings card for Boyfriend

In general, we can’t say we love Valentine’s day. But if this card is your current situation, we say more power to you! Respect.

Card Front – “I love you because…” 

Card Interior – “you’ve got a big dick and you never complain about wearing a condom.”

Shipped with love in a no bend mailer. 

Key Features

  • 5” X 7” folded card
  • White seal-able envelope included
  • Triple coated card stock
  • Matte finish
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